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EVERYTHING FRANK BUILT

The header only has room for so much. Here is the rest of it — every tool, meter, and rant Frank put on this site. Not just politics. Everything.

BF. on BS

Frank's calibrated read on how much of everything is nonsense. Twenty-two things, rated. He was generous with a couple of them.

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State of the Union Dashboard

Frank's monthly gauges on Congress, the media, and the republic's vital signs. The needles do not move in encouraging directions.

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The Constitution Challenge

Read the whole thing and time yourself. Frank did it in 22 minutes and would like to know if you can beat him.

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BS Translator

Paste in the press release, the fine print, the campaign promise. Frank tells you what it actually says.

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Frank Walks In

Every so often Frank interrupts your browsing to say the thing out loud. You cannot schedule Frank. Frank schedules you.

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Frank's Poll of the Week

One question, four answers, and Frank counts every vote himself. No, he does not trust a machine to do it.

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Frank's Weekly Ten

Ten things that needed saying this week, hand-picked by Frank — not just politics, all of it. The full picture, ten percent at a time.

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BREAKING
// FRANK REPORTS: Frank got a customer survey asking how his last survey went. Frank is starting to think the survey is the whole business now. // DEVELOPING: Nobody's coming to save you. That was always the whole point. The Founders were very clear about this. // ALERT: That meeting could have been an email. The email could have been a text. The text could have been nothing at all. Frank still had to attend. // SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT. // FRANK REPORTS: Frank got a customer survey asking how his last survey went. Frank is starting to think the survey is the whole business now. // DEVELOPING: Nobody's coming to save you. That was always the whole point. The Founders were very clear about this. // ALERT: That meeting could have been an email. The email could have been a text. The text could have been nothing at all. Frank still had to attend. // SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT.