// FRANK REPORTS: The difference between a politician and a used car salesman is the salesman knows the car's a lemon
// DEVELOPING: Nobody's coming to save you. That was always the whole point. The Founders were very clear about this.
// SOURCES CONFIRM: Two parties. One donor class. Zero accountability. Pick your flavor of the same bad deal.
// FRANK EXCLUSIVE: I asked my congressman for help once. Still waiting. The pizza I ordered afterward arrived in 25 minutes.
// ALERT: If common sense were a sport Washington D.C. would be 0 and 535 and somehow still blaming the refs
// BREAKING: The news isn't broken. It's working exactly as designed. Frank watched six hours of it. He has notes.
// FRANK REPORTS: The difference between a politician and a used car salesman is the salesman knows the car's a lemon
// DEVELOPING: Nobody's coming to save you. That was always the whole point. The Founders were very clear about this.
// SOURCES CONFIRM: Two parties. One donor class. Zero accountability. Pick your flavor of the same bad deal.
// FRANK EXCLUSIVE: I asked my congressman for help once. Still waiting. The pizza I ordered afterward arrived in 25 minutes.
// ALERT: If common sense were a sport Washington D.C. would be 0 and 535 and somehow still blaming the refs
// BREAKING: The news isn't broken. It's working exactly as designed. Frank watched six hours of it. He has notes.