Government
July 2026
Congress Went on Vacation Without Finishing the Budget. Again. Frank Would Like to Talk About What Happens When You Do That at a Real Job.
Frank has a thought experiment for you. Show up to your job on Friday with the work unfinished. Tell your boss you are leaving for a week anyway. Pack your bag. Drive to the lake. Tell Frank how that goes.
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Government
July 2026
The Government Borrowed $1.8 Trillion Last Year. Frank Did the Math on What That Means for Your Share of the Tab.
The Congressional Budget Office reported the federal government borrowed $1.8 trillion in the past twelve months. Frank will give you a moment with that number.
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Government
July 2026
The Government Wants to Use AI to Decide Who Gets Federal Grant Money. The Same Government That Took 43 Days to Agree on a Budget. Frank Has Questions.
An AI system that is neither accountable to Congress nor auditable will review federal grant applications. Frank has questions. Frank will share them in an orderly fashion.
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Government
July 2026
The Longest Government Shutdown in Modern History Just Ended. Nobody Got Fired. Frank Would Like to Talk About That.
43 days. The longest shutdown in American history. The people responsible are still employed, still paid, and still making speeches. Frank would like to talk about that.
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The Constitution
November 2025
Benjamin Franklin Said Three People Can Keep a Secret If Two of Them Are Dead. Frank Has Been to Washington. Frank Thinks Even That Math Is Optimistic.
By Franklin's formula, keeping a secret in Washington would require 2.87 million deaths. Frank is not suggesting this. Frank is pointing out that the math is not favorable to confidentiality.
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Government
October 2025
The National Debt Is $36 Trillion. Frank Did the Math on What That Means for You Personally and He Is Not Going to Sugarcoat It.
Your share is $107,000. Not your household. You personally. Frank will give you a moment with that number.
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American Identity
September 2025
Nobody in Washington Has Worked a Day in Their Life. Frank Would Like to Talk About That.
Frank grew up around people who worked. Not people who managed work. People who did things with their hands. Frank is having trouble finding that in Washington.
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Media
August 2025
Social Media Did Not Ruin America. America Let Social Media Ruin It. There Is a Difference and It Matters.
Social media handed us the shovel. We dug enthusiastically. Frank has been watching for fifteen years and he has notes.
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Government
July 2025
They Call It Public Service. Frank Has Been Watching. It Looks More Like a Career with Better Parking.
Robert Byrd served in the Senate for 51 years. Frank has shoes that are not that old. Strom Thurmond served until 100. Frank has some thoughts about this.
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The Constitution
June 2025
Congress Has a 12% Approval Rating. Hemorrhoids Also Have 12%. One of Them Actually Does Something.
Frank did the math. Hemorrhoids, while uncomfortable and occasionally requiring professional attention, never claimed to represent you, never voted themselves a raise, and have never once appeared on cable news to explain why the thing they promised last election cycle still hasn't happened. The comparison, Frank regrets to inform you, favors the hemorrhoid.
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Government
May 2025
The Government Is Like a Bad Tattoo. You Thought It Was a Good Idea, It Cost More Than Expected, and Now You're Stuck With It.
Frank has had both a bad tattoo and a bad government. The tattoo, at least, stops costing him money after the first session.
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Media
April 2025
The News Isn't Broken. It's Working Exactly as Designed. Frank Watched Six Hours of It So You Don't Have To.
Scared people watch more. Angry people share more. Confused people are easier to manage. Frank took notes. Bring a drink.
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Government
July 2026
The Man Nominated to Run the Nation's Intelligence Operation Refused to Answer a Yes or No Question Under Oath. Frank Has Some Thoughts About That.
Frank has a simple test for anyone seeking a position of public trust. Can you answer a direct question with a direct answer? The DNI nominee could not. Frank has thoughts about what that means for the job.
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